Premise!- Jean Claude Van Damme is a Baker Pushed Too Far Ind

PREMISE!!* Jean Claude Van Damme is a baker pushed too far in:
Doughy
Knead For Vengeance
The Waffler
Eclair and Present Danger
Napoleon Complex
Brioche-ing All the Rules
Petits Force
Bombe!
Choux To Kill
Sweet Fighter
Hard Tart-Get
Cakeboxer
Revenge of the Muffin Man
Damme Baked
Scone Cold Killer
Muffin But Trouble
Battered
Half A Loaf of Mediocre Kung Fu
Pasty Chef
Flan Under Fire
A Sprtitz Too Far
Whipped Vengeance
Bloodtorte

*For those of you loyal Videoreport readers in the know, “Premise” involves making up a fictional film, or “premise”, if you will (usually starring someone we hate), and then coming up with funny titles for said film. Wanna play? Comment away!