The Top 25 Reasons Why You’re In Love With That Guy From Videoport

1. Light shining on his bald head gives of ethereal glow.

2. Nearsighted = sexy

3. Cries at the end of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

4. His nickname is ‘Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney’

5. The jeans he wears every day look super

6. He probably doesn’t live with his mom

7. Free rentals…duh

8. Ends late list calls with ‘I love you’

9. Really knows his alphabet

10. Statistically, he’s probably not married

11. His uniqu spelling

12. He smells nice (like cigarettes and coffee breath)

13. Has fewer social diseases than those Bull Moose Music gigolos

14. When he recommends a movie to me, it’s like he’s looking into my soul…

15. When he discusses movies, he can alienate anyone in town

16. I’m very, very lonely

17. Cleans up nice (in theory)

18. Not intimidatingly handsome

19. Because ‘he’s’ a girl!

20. He’s my son

21. Extreme knowledge of superheroes, role-playing games, and elven lore.  As well as anime.

22. I’m not really in love with him, I’m just trying to get: a. a job, b. close to that guy with the corgi and the zipper pants, c. crabs

23. Candy on credit

24. There’s only one Billy Baldwin…give up

25. Watches all my favorite girly TV shows

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